Okay, now, I'm all for keeping up on the war and all that. Staying informed, etc, that's well and good. We have countless channels devoted to this, countless ways to keep up on the war. Channel 2, Channel 4, Channel 5, Channel 7, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, etc.

So answer me this...

Why would UPN pre-empt the Simpsons with war coverage?!?!?

Hussein has already won.