Q: General Zod, I had to pay $57 to fill up my Escalade yesterday! What are you going to do about increasing gas prices?
General Zod replies: Silence your ravings or my first duty as President will be to send you to the salt mines. This is the price you pay for your $32,000 SUV. You knew what you were getting into when you bought it. I suggest that you get a smaller car so that you can fatten your bank account for my eventual pillaging.