amusing proverbs

Here are a couple amusing things out of the book of Proverbs that I read in the past two days, proof that the Bible is truly an inspired book...

"If a man loudly blesses his neighbor in the morning, it will be taken as a curse." - Prov. 27:14 (NIV)

"A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day; restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand." - Prov. 27:15-16 (NIV)

"Better to live on the corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife." - Prov. 21:9 (NIV)

Those wife comments are in no way a reflection on my wife, who is the most awesomest wife ever.

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