Here are a couple amusing things out of the book of Proverbs that I read in the past two days, proof that the Bible is truly an inspired book...
"If a man loudly blesses his neighbor in the morning, it will be taken as a curse." - Prov. 27:14 (NIV)
"A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day; restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand." - Prov. 27:15-16 (NIV)
"Better to live on the corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife." - Prov. 21:9 (NIV)
Those wife comments are in no way a reflection on my wife, who is the most awesomest wife ever.